I was gifted a Kinderschokolade.
It's a little German candy egg with a toy in the center.
I could have opened my egg and been delighted by a Smurf.
A happy Smurf
or a Smurfette
or a Sleepy Smurf
or a Scared Smurf
or a Bookworm Smurf
or a Smurf Hugging A Bear Friend Smurf...
But no.
I got the Angry Old One Toothed Geezer.
German candy is so unfair.
